January 2010
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1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”. 2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?! 3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs. 4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean,...
December 2009
Think about this.
On January 1st, 2010, we will be 2 years, 11 months and 20 days before the world ends! Keep thinking about that. ;D
Keep your perverted hands off my chest.
Yet again LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD. ;D
Reblog if you just hate those people who go around...
Death to them all.
Must make post to make the picture of that...
Hey Pretty one.
Why baby, I think you are looking beautiful today.
If you’re the bird, whenever we pretend it’s summer then I’m...
– The Bird and the Worm, Owl City
Bold the truth.
thehomoattractor:
stfuquinnie:
ajfortherawr:
1. I’m a boy.
2. I’m gay.
3. I’ve kissed a girl. 5. I have a facebook account.
6. I have a myspace account.
7. I know who Sid Vicious is.
8. I wear glasses. (rarely)
9. I’m left-handed.
10. I’m flat-footed.
11. I write stuff on my skin.
12. I have Sex Pistols in my iPod.
13. I smoke.
14. I drink.
15. I’m agoraphobic. <—...
Thats.. disturbing..
Mom: OPEN YOUR FUCKING PRESENTS REMI!
Me: OKAY. GEEZ. -opens first christmas present from the party-
Me: O_O... Uhh.....
Mom: -takes the New Moon Boardgame Crap- OMG. NOW I CAN SEE EDWARD EVERYDAY.
Me: O_o.... Thats... disturbing. -opens next present- WTH. -holds up a Edward Cullun T-shirt-
Mom: OMG. I WANT YOU TO WEAR THAT EVERYDAY FOR ME.
Me: ...
You're mum is a Twilight mom. freaky.
Nice Pants, can i test the zipper? ;D
(via thehomoattractor)
Heres a good one:
My lips are dry right now, you wanna moist them up with your lips?
Cheating with noodles.
Alice: Darn. I can't watch your dedi until my mom's gone .
Alice: LOL
noodlebrianx: LOL
noodlebrianx: YOU
noodlebrianx: UPLOADED IT?
Alice: She'll see the noodles .
Alice: No
Alice: I DID NOT .
noodlebrianx: LOL
noodlebrianx: she'll see the noodles.
noodlebrianx: its like your cheating on your mom.
Alice: LMFAO .
noodlebrianx: she cant know im with my noodles!
Alice: LOOOOL.
noodlebrianx: especially since its
noodlebrianx: MAMA noodles
noodlebrianx: D:
Alice: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
CHRISTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. "BOYS CALL YOU SEXY~"...
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
(via thehomoattractor) ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? CAUSE IF YOU ARE. STOP THAT. D:
YES IM TALKING TO YOU. YOUR SEXY. ;DDD MAYBE SEXIER THAN ONE OF MY WIVES.
X_X. NO.
you dont wanna be sexier than one of my wives?
I’ll be your wife. Lmfao. RUN CHRISTINE.
OMG. I GET TO SEE MY SEXY FAKE-COUSINS SOON. :D
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
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oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
(via thehomoattractor) What’s with you & the word ‘sexy’ o_o.
I dont know. It’s fun to say. :3 Like: CHRISTINE. YOU’RE SEXY. :D
are you just saying it or do you mean it?
BOTH.
...
OMG. I GET TO SEE MY SEXY FAKE-COUSINS SOON. :D
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
thehomoattractor:
oh-christine:
(via thehomoattractor) What’s with you & the word ‘sexy’ o_o.
I dont know. It’s fun to say. :3 Like: CHRISTINE. YOU’RE SEXY. :D
are you just saying it or do you mean it?
BOTH.
X_X I AM NOT THEN.
yes u r. :D
NO.
...
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Carol
(11: 11:10 PM): that lollipop must take a long time to finish.
Me
(11: 11:15 PM): LOL
(11: 11:18 PM): EVERLASTING
(11: 11:23 PM): DISCOSTICK
(11: 11:23 PM): OF
(11: 11:25 PM): WONDER
Carol
(11: 12:22 PM): LOL
that's one way to put it.
Me
(11: 13:19 PM): LOL
(11: 13:21 PM): YES.
Me 10: 21 pm
(10: 21:02 PM): http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuogszvLBl1qzvqipo1_500.jpg
(10: 21:04 PM): OMMGGGG,
(10: 21:07 PM): THATS
(10: 21:10 PM): SANTA CLAUS
(10: 21:11 PM): AND
(10: 21:16 PM): NINJA
(10: 21:17 PM): :3
Christine 10: 21 pm
(10: 21:29 PM): HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED ME
(10: 21:34 PM): and .. .holy shit hes skinny.
(10: 21:35 PM): LOLOLOL.
Me 10: 21 pm
(10: 21:39 PM): LMFAO
(10: 21:41 PM): RANDO<
(10: 21:44 PM): random*
Christine 10: 21 pm
(10: 21:46 PM): :3
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LOL. EW BRIAN.
Brian L. 11: 16 pm
NO
IM
MASTURBATING
SHIT
I JIZZED
THIS REAL ONE IS:
Remi 11: 15 pm
(11: 15:53 PM): THE DEBATE?
(11: 15:57 PM): ARENT U DOING TI
(11: 15:58 PM): IT
(11: 15:59 PM): *
noodlebrianx 11: 16 pm
(11: 16:27 PM): NO
(11: 16:28 PM): IM
(11: 16:32 PM): MASTURBATING
(11: 16:38 PM): SHIT
(11: 16:40 PM): I JIZZED
Remi 11: 16 pm
(11: 16:53 PM): EW.
noodlebrianx 11: 16 pm
(11: 16:59 PM): JUSTKIDDING